I Blew My Wad on the Imagery Within. No Title This Time.

I took a nap on my floor to be sure it'd be as incredibly uncomfortable as possible. I wanted to avoid sleeping too long. Anyway, I woke up and immediately knew how I felt. I felt just like a baby giraffe who had just been born, dropped six feet to the ground in a heap, and forced to stand up and walk immediately. The image was perfect except I wasn't covered in placental after-birth.