Milk Came Out of My Nose

I wasn't even drinking anything. Wrap that around your noodle.

I was checking out the Fail Blog to see what kinds of updates they had lately. Many of them were idiots who neglected to mind the size of their vehicle or putting their car into park before getting out. Then there was this guy:


Hopefully you watched it before you read further. I have no idea what the guy said, but his shriek as a few thousands volts surged through his body was fantastic. I watched it five more times, skipping over the first 30 seconds, and laughed heartily every time.