Post-Easter PSA

Hopefully this past weekend was a good one for all the readers out there. You either got the chance to spend some time with family, maybe had a day off, and gotten some candy from the giant rabbit.

For those that got candy let this be a warning. Do not put all of your candy into one zip-lock bag. M&M's and jelly beans do not go well together. Even though you might think, "I like M&M's and jelly beans, so why not put them together?" Don't do it. It fucks you up and makes you wish candy had never been born. Yeah, that's quite a statement to make, but it's fucking true!

So please, don't mix candy. It will destroy your perceptions of all that is sweet and delicious.